Movie A Day!: Vinegar Syndromed

I was hoping to post this last night but getting back to work and having to work in the warehouse really laid me out. So I’m a day late. One day this blog might get back to it’s regular weekly posts. I know you are all worrying about it. Welcome, let’s have a look.

As promised last blog, I spent my staycation catching up on Vinegar Syndrome smut and sleaze. So it’s a mixed bag for those of you who hate this stuff. For those with a taste for the bad, it’s a real treasure trove.


247 08/11 A Touch of Genie (1974) 3.5/5   One of sexploitation legend Joe Sarno’s early hardcore efforts ends up being something that porno rarely is: adorable. It’s a skid-row version of I Dream Of Genie as seen through the eyes of Woody Allan with tons of Jewish humour and a self awareness to the porn industry at the time it was made. To the point where the humour ends up overshadowing the hardcore. A fun little film that won’t be for everyone but for fans of the genre is a bit of fresh air.


248 08/12 Matinee Idol (1984) 3.5/5   This one finds exploitation legend David F. Friedman writing a story about the trials and tribulations of producing adult films. It’s got a great cast but what sets it apart from standard hardcore fair is there’s a sense of fun to this that’s more in tone with the softcore features he used to make. The story comes first, and it mostly works.


249 08/14 My Chauffeur (1986) 2.5/5   It’s the 80’s and sex-romp comedies are still all the rage! Only this one isn’t really a sex-romp, it doesn’t seem to quite know what it is. A hip Valley Girl type gets the call to be a chauffeur and really sticks it to the patriarchy of old men at the Chauffeur club. Each job is an excuse for wacky shenanigans. There’s boobs. Penn & Teller get a chance to do some business that never really works. None of it really works. Maybe I’m too fussy. Or I’m jealous that she’s all hot over the rich jock asshole. 


250 08/14 Afternoon Delights (1980) 3.5/5   Early hardcore feature from Shaun Costello about a group of guys at poker night sharing stories about their ex-wives. It’s all an excuse for vignettes, but what elevates it from the usual is the vignettes are wonderfully sleazy and there’s a bitter-sweetness to the scripting. It doesn’t hurt that the cast is packed with all stars.


251 08/15 Snapshot (1979) 3/5   A nice little suspense thriller from Australia finds a young hairdresser swept up into the modelling world all while being stalked. It’s never knocks your socks off, but isn’t a bad film to spend your time with and a not bad example of a more straight film from the Ozploitation scene.


252 08/15 The Wire Season 2 (2003) 4/5   The second season picks up where the first left off with the unit in tatters and a new focus: corruption on the docks. The expansion of scope while continuing the story started in season 1 is really striking and well done. The politics are maddening and will change your worldview. It really is the best crime show in the history of television


253 08/16 Slave of Pleasure (1978) 4/5   This one is a sleazy gem of a film about a private eye investigating the disappearance of a housewife that got swept up by white slavers. It’s the kind of cheap, grimy hardcore that scared everyone back in the day, and it’s entertaining as hell since they really go for it. It doesn’t hurt that it has legendary sleazeballs like Jamie Gillis in it.


254 08/18 My Master My Love (1975) 2/5   Sometimes low rent sleaze is simply sleaze, which is the case here. Darby Lloyd Rains stars as a Mistress who’s business is interrupted by the arrival of her little brother. Aside from an appearance of Annie Sprinkle there’s nothing much of note to this one and it manages to be a bit of a chore.


255 08/19 Teenage Masseuse (1975) 2.5/5   From the same filmmaker as My Master My Love and just as cheap and low rent. I give it half a star more mainly due to Bobby Astyr being so hilariously over the top as the abusing dominant. The story works better too, a bored housewife gets swept up into a massage parlour. It’s good for what it is but nothing to recommend.


256 08/21 Red Roses of Passion (1966) 4/5   Vinegar Syndrome’s Sexploitation series kicks off with this Joe Sarno stunner. A woman relies on a psychic who is more witch priestess than flim-flam to get back at her stuffy relatives that she lives with. It plays more like a nightmare than a sex film, with that odd feeling more associated with David Lynch as opposed to David Friedman. It plays very strange, and if this is setting the tone of this series, it’s going to be a real knockout.

There it is. Back to normal for me and my movie watching. I’m going back to the subtitled films. Try to clear the docks since October is coming, and you know what that means.

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Movie A Day!: New Cops & Doberman Battles

No, I did not forget to post this on Sunday August 6th. As you will see, I had not much to post. Instead of watching a film an evening we’ve decided to run with THE WIRE. It’s my second go through the series and it’s nice to see it as rewarding as it was the first time. Maybe more so. So aside from it I have only watch a couple more Yakuza films. there should be more, but I put these on when I go to bed and I find that subtitles put me to sleep. It’s really annoying!

As a result, there are only four titles. I was going to wait until I had ten, but I’m starting staycation tonight, and plan to take a pause on the foreign films and catch up with my Vinegar Syndrome subscription. As such the next blog will mostly be old porno and another season of The Wire, you have been warned.


242 08/02 Cops Vs. Thugs (1975) 3/5   Kinji Fukasaku does another Yakuza picture. This one has the same feel as his epic Battles Without Honor Or Humanity series, only I found it not as interesting despite a neat story. A cop and yakuza gangsters are friends, and their roles blur as Yakuza gangs start fighting. Bunta Sugawara was good in the lead, as always, the film just never connected with me. Maybe due to thinking the title mean cop/yakuza fights as opposed to comparing the two similarities? That said, you could do worse.


243 08/04 Vinegar Syndrome Spring Catalogue of Film (2017) 4/5   This one is a trailer compilation of every single Vinegar Syndrome release from the start of the company until the end of May (I think May). Spanning three DVDs, one with all the non-porn, 2 DVD’s of porn trailers, I have to admit it was fun reliving all these releases. For films were trailers are not available, VS has cut their own and it’s really interesting to see their take on hardcore titles that push elements other than sex, as opposed to the period trailers which are all sex. Anyways, it’s a fun set and cheap if you’re curious about the house of VS.


243 08/07 The Wire Season 1 (2002) 4/5   It would be easy to drone on and on about how good this series is, as everybody does. This is my second go round and it’s crazy how good it holds up, in fact, it’s even better on the second watch since there is so much going on in the episodes. It really is one of the all time crime greats.


244 08/07 Doberman Cop (1977) 2.5/5   The great Sonny Chiba stars in this manga adaptation directed by Kinji Fukasaku, the man behind the acclaimed Battles Without Honor Or Humanity series. It has a convoluted plot about a Yakuza gangster trying to create a pop-idol while a serial killer is on the loose and Chiba is a tough bumpkin detective from the sticks looking for a girl who ran away from her town. None of it really works, especially the humour.


245 08/11 New Battles Without Honor Or Humanity (1974) 3/5   I have mixed feelings with this one. It’s not a bad film so much as it is a retread of things already dealt with in the initial series, only featuring actors recast that had appeared in previous installments. Bunta Sugawara is great in this in the new yet similar role as a yakuza trying to find his place after a prison stint. Chipmunk-cheeked Jo Shishido has a fun bit that’s practically a cameo as a syphilis suffering ex-killer, and aside from that it’s business as usual. The nice thing is this is  a stand alone film so no prior knowledge of the previous films is required.

That’s it, I’ll be back in a week or so with possibly a monster sized staycation post.